Saturday, 15 November 2014

CLASSIFICATION OF WOMEN'S ASSES

Ordinary Pop zhenskaya- organ located permanently lower back,
performing the function of depreciation and is intended for viewing, schupanya,
stroking and patting light males. This is a binary body,
consisting of two halves, the so-called Poluzhopy, which are separated by
a longitudinal incision. Poluzhopiya- this philistine name on scientific these
delicious halves called the buttocks, although I hasten to note that on the form, and
the more the smell to the berries, they are irrelevant. Approximately
the center of the hole is cut, it is called anal nezateylivo-.
Functional purpose of this hole is eliminated from the body
of waste toxins and intestinal gas, the outcome of worms and other foreign
objects, but not for the comfort of loving macho, of course, with rare
exception.


Now, in fact, the very classification.

 
Zhoppa with kulachёk.
Judging from the name, size Poluzhopy here is small,
typically included are pimples instead of boobs, the wind blows away the body, bad
character and wide-open eyes, as if begging for food. Owners of such
species zhoppy often harmful, fixated on her figure, hate
cheesecakes and pies, feed air. For the male population are
little interest, except that the pedophile-minded part of it.
 
 
Ass.
Poluzhopiya more developed, making the contours of the body
attractive in the eyes of men. Usually causes excessive salivation in
the past, the desire to follow the subject on the edge of the world. Short skirt or
thin transparent light trousers, dressed in the ass, make men forget about the
mind. In combination with a bright blouse and a deep neckline in strength
commensurate with weapons of mass destruction
 
 
Popets.
Same ass, but more athletic and muscular, which excludes
the possibility of invasion against the will of the owner. Dressed in a thong popets kills
instantly .. Accidents (rather still lucky!), who saw a miracle,
usually fall unconscious, many paralyzed, some go mad. In many
countries around the world to demonstrate Poptsov banned in public places, in order to avoid
mass unrest

 
Ass
This mature manly ass. Small deposits of fat
cells and cellulite incipient not much spoil the impression, because the owner of
the ass skillfully uses the experience, forcing men to tremble from the smooth,
measured swaying from side to side. Unfortunately, in our age of high-calorie,
more and more common in the ass enough young ladies who really is and
do not know how to present in the best way that they have ...
 
 
Machine.
Subspecies ass. Convex Poluzhopiya slightly divorced in the
side of the leg, the overall slope of the mistress forward forcing seriously think that
half-measures will not do here. Ahead of the present work, hence the name. For
machines usually allowed Stakhanovite and workaholics, that is not afraid of working
men. By the way, there are times when one man served just
a few machines. About such talk mnogostanochnikov simplicity.

Asshole.
Strongly overfed ass. Even the gentle rocking hardly
make a man's heart beat faster, though, as they say, on any product is
the buyer. Owner srak freely moving through the crowd,
leaving behind a pile of mutilated bodies. Massiveness makes them severe, are not
suffering objections special. Difficulty in choosing clothes and the place of landing
seriously complicate their lives, often making sullen. There are two versions
sraki- perdolnik and sralnik.
 
 
Zhopischa.
LATEST kind of priests in the classification. Huge,
much larger asshole tool of murder. Man, who agreed to pose
Rider with a lady whose It condemns itself to a quick death ...
 
Bonus:
(_, _) - Ass vulgaris
(__! __) - fat ass
(_._) - Ass
flat
(!) - skinny ass
{_, _} - smart ass
(_ * _) - gemorroynaya
Ass
(_zzz_ ) - tired ass
(_? _) - Ass brainless
(_o_) - Ass
to use
(_O_) - many times to use
(_ $ _) - new Russian
Ass
(_x_) - kiss my ass!
(_H_) - leave my ass in
alone!
(_ ^ _) - arrogant ass.
("|") - Hairy Ass
. - Ass, view from
space
(_ ~ _) - sly Ass
(_) - a very tricky ass
(_e = mc ^ 2_) -
Smart Ass
(__) - a hard ass
(__) - Soft Ass
(_GO_) - go to
ass
-> (_, _) went to hell
(_SOS_) - ass in trouble
(_ # _) - Ass
convict
{________O________} very big ass
(_100% _) - complete ass
(catch phrase)
(_, _)] - asshole
(_! _) S - Ass to
Handle
-> (_, _) -> through the ass (to do something)
(_ = _) which, in the ass,
is the difference?
(_YA_) - I'm in the ass ...
(__YA__) - I'm fucked ...
(_we_) - We're in
the ass:
(_-> ._) - Fuck!
Yea (_, _) E - ass with ears
c (_o_) -
Used asshole
(_, _) (___! ___) (_, _) (__! __) -Kinoteator

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